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Marriage Quotes

 

Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.
- Antisthenes -

No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse.
- Author Unknown -

Divorce:  The past tense of marriage. 
- Author Unknown -

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law.  This is our idea of useless legislation. 
- Author Unknown -

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work. 
- Author Unknown -

Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. 
- Author Unknown -

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
- Barbara Bush -

By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly; we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us.
- Barbara Mandrell -

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. 
- Barnett R. Brickner -

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. 
- Benjamin Disraeli -

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
- Benjamin Disraeli -

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin -

One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it. 
- George MacDonald -

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
- George Santayana -

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton -

Love received and love given comprise the best form of therapy.
- Gordon William Allport -

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx -

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
- Groucho Marx -

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
- H. L. Mencken -

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. 
- H.L. Mencken -

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken -

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
- H.L. Mencken -

In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic, a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts, an enabler rather than a reformer.
- H. Norman Wright and Gary J. Oliver -

An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as a act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
- Harold Loukes -

 

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
- John Steinbeck -

When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
- Joseph Campbell -

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
- Joseph Joubert -

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
- Josh Billings -

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
- Judith Viorst -

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
- Katharine Hepburn -

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. 
- Katherine Hepburn -

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be.  Let me tell you, honestly.  Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.  
- Larry Gelbart -

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- Lewis Grizzard -

Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.
- Linda Fiorentino -

Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.
- Loretta Lynn -

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson -

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. 
- Pliny the Younger -

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. 
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
- Raymond Hull -

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
- Red Skelton –

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
- Reese Witherspoon -

The marriage state, with or without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life. 
- Richard Steele -

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner -

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner -

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.  The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. 
- Robert Anderson –

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
- Robert Burton -

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. 
- Robert Brault -

Two things are owed to truthfulness - lasting marriages and short friendships. 
- Robert Brault –

 

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